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24Jan/120

2012: The year of Square-Enix?

2012. The year of dragon. The year of the apocalypse. An Olympic year. An election year. The year that vampires inherit the earth. Major Hollywood blockbuster. And, if your facebook friends are anything like mine, the year that everything changes and everyone gets their life together. 2012 is a pretty big year and if the rumor mill is to be trusted (PROTIP: it probably shouldn't, and pour one out for GamePro), it will see a number of new technologies to change our lives such as the iPad 3, iPhone 5, Google Nexus Android tablet, and the Apple Television. In the gaming sphere, there is a number of high profile games coming out in every genre: Mass Effect, GTA, Bioshock Infinite, Max Payne, Twisted Metal, Diablo, Assassin's Creed, Halo, SoulCalibur, Kid Icarus, Metal Gear Solid, StarCraft, the list goes on and on. And let's not forget that Sony is rolling out a whole new handheld with the PS Vita and with it comes the strongest launch lineup since the US DreamCast launch, plus the Wii-U is expected to make it's debut in the fall. As I said, 2012 is a pretty big year. But I believe that for one company in particular, 2012 is going to be more than just a big year. For one company, 2012 is going to be a break out year that will take it back from dire straits. That company is Square-Enix, and while it's had a really hard time in the last few years with the reception to Final Fantasy 14 and disappointing sales numbers, this year could get it back in the game. Let's look at why.

8Dec/110

Club Nintendo 2011 Platinum Status Reward: Mario Pins. Yes, Mario Pins.

The Club Nintendo yearly rewards have gone out, and if you got 600 Club Nintendo coins in the last year that means you got the Platinum Status reward. Last year, it was a Mario statue. The year before that, it was a Mario hat. Now, it's Mario pins.

No, it actually doesn't suck. Well, not entirely. I got the package in the mail today, and I'm fairly surprised by the quality of the whole presentation. For slavish Nintendo game registration, you get 25 pins in six boxes, with a shelf-worthy display.

The boxes are as much a part of the reward as the pins themselves. They're six long cardboard rectangles that can be rotated to make three different shapes: Mario, a mushroom, and a goomba. The other side of each box has cut-outs to show the pins. It's just thin cardboard, but you can stack them and they look... presentable? Okay, it's not the statue from last year. At least it's not completely half-assed, like a handful of pins in a plastic bag.

The pins are... pins. They're nice pins, and they're well-made, all-metal, with Super Mario Bros. characters on them. However... they're pins. You can't do much with pins, except put them on a bag or a jacket or something. Okay, not amazing, but pretty neat, hard-to-find Nintendo swag from Club Nintendo. And so it has a place on my Nintendo shrine shelf with all my Nintendo crap.

28Jul/111

The State of Gaming: Nintendo

E3 went down a few weeks ago and while there were no real earth shattering announcements (thanks to the ever persistance subculture of everything getting leaked), all in all it was a pretty good show. The rest of the year is looking pretty good indeed, with some of the smaller titles like Child Of Eden, Catherine, and Shadows of the Damned (all of which you should buy, for the inevitable rarity if nothing else) coming now to avoid the epic cluster**** that is the fall launch lineup. But the future of gaming? That is an entirely different story altogether. Let's take a look at current state of gaming, focused on the three big console manufacturers.

First up: Nintendo.

14Jul/110

Captain Sexyvoice Asks Why Nintendo Won’t Let Us Give Them More Money

Any perception of railing mercilessly on Nintendo recently is strictly coincidental (at least, until I find out what today's 3DS downloads are). This is actually a valid argument for giving Nintendo more of our money... if it would let us. Meet Andrew Eisen, a man with a quality headset for recording videos, a taste for Japanese video games, and all the affectations of a white Billy Dee Williams. And if you can ignore his Colt 45-pitching verbal swagger for a minute, you can hear his very good point.

Nintendo is passing up on publishing a lot of great Japanese games in America. The Last Story. Xenoblade. Another Code R. Disaster: Day of Crisis. Pandora's Tower. Fatal Frame 4. No, these aren't system sellers, but they're games of such appeal to hardcore gamers, especially hardcore JRPG/J-Adventure/J-Survival Horror gamers, that they would almost certainly make Nintendo a significant amount of money. Eisen ran the numbers and looked at the trends and found that tons of games released in both America and Japan, no matter how obscure or Japanese, get more sales in America than in Japan. Consider the success of games like Muramasa, Tatsunoko Vs. Capcom, Trauma Center, and Arc Rise Fantasia, and of extremely Japanese publishers like Atlus, XSEED, and Aksys. Japanese games aren't just for the really, really, really dorky otaku nerds who want anything from Japan anymore. We want quality games, even if they're weird, and especially if they're spiritual successors to Xenogears or created by the man behind the good Final Fantasy games, or was directed by Suda 51 to be utterly terrifying.

These games are already made. Many of them are already ported to English, so they literally just need to be switched to NTSC and re-pressed. That's it. It's not like a major effort Nintendo would have to go through. Even if it was a series of short, limited runs, the company could easily make a big chunk of money in America by putting out these games. And, as Eisen noted, we can't even play the European releases, already translated, because the Wii (and the 3DS, sadly) are both region locked. Even if we bought the games legitimately, as importers do, we can't play them.

This isn't even an understandable decision by Nintendo to ignore hardcore gamers because they'll still give the company money for the big system seller games. Hardcore gamers will give Nintendo even more money for these titles, but Nintendo doesn't seem to want that. 99% of the work is done getting the games to the U.S. They've been developed. Several have been translated. It's just a matter of making them compatible with American Wiis and selling them here. Once again, Nintendo is just refusing to move an inch to please the hardcore crowd. And this time, they're actually giving up money in the process.

1Jul/112

Nintendo Isn’t Just Ignoring Gamers; It’s Humiliating Us With Nostalgia

I'm a lifelong Nintendo fanboy. I grew up with the NES and SNES. During the first 3D console war in the mid-90's, I sided with the Nintendo 64 despite missing out on many, many great games until years later. I was optimistic for the Wii, and the DS completely won me over. That said, I've realized something about Nintendo that I think always floated around in the back of my mind, but that I didn't really accept until the WiiU was announced.

Nintendo doesn't care about wooing hardcore gamers. Yes, jaded gamers think this is self-evident, but it's actually worse than it seems. Nintendo doesn't care about wooing hardcore gamers because we'll come back to them anyway. That is the truly terrible thing about Nintendo's current strategy. It doesn't matter how disappointing their hardware is, how inept their handling of online services is, or how much they bother to build a platform that third party developers actually feel like using to make a decent game and not just a half-assed semi-port.

Let me be crude but concise. Nintendo is our cheating ex-girlfriend who, every six months or so, calls us up at 2:00 a.m. looking for action. And, because we are idiots and she does that one thing we like, we come over. Maybe it's a one-night stand, maybe it's a short rekindling of the relationship, but it always ends with her completely ignoring us and sleeping with our little brother.

23May/112

Nintendo’s New Console Gets Detailed (Based Purely On Past Consoles)

Nintendo will hopefully officially announce "Project Cafe" at E3 next month, but gamers are waiting for details on the next Wii, and I'm not sure they'll be able to hold out. Fortunately, through the power of extrapolation, I've been able to figure out some important details about the new system. By looking at Nintendo's previous systems, we can determine what Project Cafe will be like, on both a hardware and service level.

These might be completely wrong. According to some far-fetched rumors, Nintendo will pull a complete 180 on its precious consoles and the trends they set. Until we have actual, hard confirmation about this, however, the only thing we have to go on is what Nintendo has done in the past. Here are our expected bullet points for the new Nintendo system. Read on for our explanations of... well, why.

  • Little to No Onboard Storage
  • Backwards Compatible (At First)
  • Online Services (Expected to Launch in 2012)
  • Downloadable Games (That You Will Never See or Care About)
  • The Controller Will Be Weird
  • Processing Power Will Be Decent, Not a Priority
  • THERE WILL BE A BIG SURPRISE
19May/110

Nintendo Starts Shipping $150 Wii Bundles, $20 Games

We reported that Nintendo would be dropping the Wii price to $150 over a week ago, but it's finally happening. Amazon, Gamestop, Best Buy, and other vendors are now selling the $150 Mario Kart Wii bundle. This isn't a promotional sale, but a permanent, lower price for the system. $150 gets you the Wii, a Remote Plus (yet no Wii Sports Resort; you'll have to buy that separately), a nunchuck, a steering wheel accessory, and a copy of Mario Kart Wii. At this point, you really don't have an excuse to pick up the system. Hell, just Mario Kart and the Gamecube backwards compatibility make it worth the price.

If you want some more games to go with your new Wii, the new Nintendo Selects line of games are also shipping. They're Nintendo's Platinum/Greatest Hits titles, and they're... well, one's pretty good. You can grab The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princes
for $20. The other games are Wii Sports (again, not Wii Sports Resort), Mario Super Sluggers (really?), and Animal Crossing: City Folk (eh... addictive enough to be worth it, if you haven't played an Animal Crossing game before). Really, with the exception of Zelda, you should just buy used or play Wii games through Gamefly.

4May/111

Wii Bundles Drop to $150, $20 Classic Titles Announced

Say what you will about the Nintendo Wii, but there have been enough great games released on it to justify paying... let's say $150. That's a nice, arbitrary amount, right? And while $40-50 might be a bit steep to play those great games, doesn't $20 sound fair? Well, good news. Nintendo is going budget. Kind of.

The company just announced that the Wii will be dropping in price to $149.99, and that this new bundle will include Mario Kart Wii and a steering wheel accessory instead of Wii Sports/Wii Sports Resort. Nintendo also announced the Nintendo Selects series, Nintendo's version of a Greatest Hits collection. Each Nintendo Selects game will cost just $19.99, meaning you can get some pretty good gaming going on for just $170.

Unfortunately, the only announced Nintendo Selects games currently are Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess, Animal Crossing: City Folk, Mario Super Sluggers, and Wii Sports. Besides Zelda, it's not exactly a stellar lineup. Yeah, if you want a real Mario game or Donkey Kong Country returns, that's still going to cost you over $40. On the bright side, Metroid: Other M can be picked up for just $14.99. Of course, that's because Metroid: Other M was a piece of shit that seriously damaged the beloved franchise, perhaps irreparably.

This price drop is clearly to make room for the next Nintendo system, which will be announced at E3 2011. It's a great deal, though. The Wii is already 100% backwards compatible with the Gamecube, so for $150 (plus maybe $40 for a Gamecube controller and memory card), you have two full generations full of great games available to you, for less than $200. That's really not bad at all.

27Apr/110

Nintendo’s New Console Rumor Round-Up

Well, scratch that off your E3 bingo cards; Nintendo is definitely absolutely positively showing off they next gen console at E3 and it will be playable. And if the rumors are true, it's also aiming to be the single most un-Nintendo product they have released yet. Let's take a look are some of the crazy predictions about the next Nintendo.

28Mar/110

3DStravaganza: Photos From The Union Square Best Buy Midnight Launch Event

Well, the Nintendo 3DS is now on sale. In fact, I can tell you exactly where I was the moment the first Nintendo 3DS went on sale in the country. I was in the Union Square Best Buy, a few minutes after a goddamn confetti cannon hit me in the face. It was like getting hit with a sock with a softball in it. But anyway, the event. It was an all-day shindig that ran from noon to past midnight. Best Buy and Nintendo set up a big screen to look like a 3DS in Union Square, and gave people a chance to try out the system. At 9, the big party began, as the people who were waiting in line for hours (and in some cases, days) for the sale got free swag, free food, and appearances from Reggie Fils-Aime, who wandered the crowd like the Pope of Nintendo. At midnight, Reggie and the president of Best Buy had the crowd throw 3D glasses into the air, ceremonially "graduating" from 3D with glasses to the 3DS. Then, the very first 3DS was sold to Triforce, who stood in line since last Monday to get the handheld. Check out our full gallery of the event below.