This one hurt my throat, but first some context. Above is the worst Star Wars: The Phantom Menace trailer. It’s a featurette shown on Cartoon Network to promote the theater release of the movie in 3D. It’s utterly horrible.

I improved it by adding some death metal vocals and a Cannibal Corpse soundtrack. Yes, that’s every line of the trailer re-recorded with a death metal voice. You can tell it’s death metal singing because you can’t understand most of it. That’s how you know it’s working.

[Update: Holy crap! We've been featured on Metal Sucks! Hey, guys!]