First, let’s pretend I made all the applicable explosion-as-sexual-act jokes required for this post*. Okay, now that that’s over with, Twisted Pixel has started an “Early Access Program” for Ms. Splosion Man. Well, they say “Early Access Program,” I say open, limited-number beta. Either way, you can get your sploding on with the pink pyro elemental as early as June 6. Just fill out the Early Access Application Survey at Microsoft’s developer site and wait for your name to be called. Check it out, if you want to try the game ahead of time.

Now, is it wrong that I kinda want to bang Ms. Splosion Man?

*Except for the one in the above line. Blam!