Pokemon Black and White
come out this Sunday, and with it come yet another batch of 150 Pokemon. Pokemon ubersite Serebii.net already has a full list of the new Pokemon up, with sprites, stats, and flavor text, and we’ve sifted through them to find the 15 best ones in the bunch. From the cute to the crazy to the badass, Pokemon Black and White have some pretty awesome new “‘em all” for you to catch.
Accelgor
We’ve come a long way from water-spitting turtles. This guy’s a freaking luchador with an arms-crossed ‘tude.
Woobat
It’s like one of those optical illusions where it’s two different things at once. Smiling fluffy bat, or demonic floating eye? You be the judge! But yeah, it’s a demonic floating eye, I don’t care what anyone says. Cacodemon Pokemon.
Cofagrigus
It’s a freaking sarcophagus with four shadowy arms coming out. How the crap does a Pokemon evolve to look like a Nile album cover?
Crustle
Hey, Spongebob and Mr. Krabbs had a Pokemon baby!
Eelectrik
The Tract Parasite Pokemon. Eelectrik is known for swimming up unaware trainers’ urine streams and lay eggs in their urethras.
Escavalier
This is the closest you’re going to get to a Gurren Lagann Pokemon. Badass helmet and drill-arms.
Garbodor
Hey, Master Belch from Earthbound is a Pokemon! I can’t wait until the next Pokemon games, where I can catch Peesacrap and Piloshit.
Golurk
GI-GAN-TOR. GI-GAN-TOR. GI-GAN-TOR, THE SPACE AGE POKE-MON!
Timburr
Screw ducks with leeks. This is a cute mole with a freaking two-by-four. But it gets even better, when Timburr evolves into…
Gurdurr
A roid-raging Pokemon behemoth with a name that sounds like he’s the only special-needs Master of the Universe, swinging a steel girder like a baseball bat. Gurdurr will mess you up.
Herdier
Screw Pichu, this is the most adorable Pokemon ever. It’s a Yorkie! A grumpy little Yorkie with a Yorkie mustache! Augh, I wanna pet it and give it my leftovers!
Klinklang
Gears are cool, though I’ll kick the ass of anyone who says it’s a “steampunk Pokemon.” Where’s the waistcoat? Where’s the monocle?
Scrafty
I like my Pokemon like I like my West Virginians: on meth and sporting bitchin’ mohawks.
Vanillish
That Pokemon looks delicious… and creepy as hell. I don’t know if I want to eat it or hide from it.
Zebstrika
That’s the most glam Pokemon ever! That’s a David Bowiemon.
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