You’re going to be freaking depressed by this. You know the games you grew up with, the games you loved? They’re old now. And since you remember playing them when they were new, you’re even older than them. Final Fantasy 7 is getting ready for its Bar Mitzvah. Chrono Trigger just got its learner’s permit. Golden Axe can go out drinking. And Pac-Man? Pac-Man can run for the Senate.

Read on for a list of some of the biggest games that are just reaching their various coming-of-age years.

Old enough to have a Bar Mitzvah:

  • Castlevania: Sypmhony of the Night
  • Duke Nukem Forever (announced)
  • Final Fantasy 7
  • Goldeneye 007
  • Grand Theft Auto
  • Mega Man Legends
  • Oddworld: Abe’s Oddysee
  • Riven

Old enough to get a learner’s permit:

  • Chrono Trigger
  • Comix Zone
  • Heroes of Might & Magic
  • MechWarrior 2
  • Panzer Dragoon
  • Tactics Ogre: Let Us Cling Together
  • Vectorman

Old enough to get a driver’s license:

  • Breath of Fire 2
  • Donkey Kong Country
  • Doom 2
  • Final Fantasy 6
  • Jagged Alliance
  • Magic Carpet
  • Marathon

Old enough to vote, smoke, and serve in the military:

  • Contra III: The Alien Wars
  • Kirby’s Dream Land
  • Mortal Kombat
  • Super Mario Kart
  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles IV: Turtles in Time
  • X-Men (arcade game)

Old enough to drink:

  • Castlevania III: Dracula’s Curse
  • Golden Axe
  • Prince of Persia
  • Quest for Glory: So You Want To Be a Hero
  • Super Off-Road
  • Tetris (Game Boy)

Old enough to run for Senate:

  • Centipede
  • Missile Command
  • Pac-Man
  • Tempest

Old enough to run for President:

  • Pong
  • Jet Fighter
  • Moria
  • Space Race
  • Tank