I know, gimmicky ringtones are so 90′s. Still, there’s something awesome about Warhammer 40,000, its brutally psychotic universe (and equally psychotic fanbase), and the upcoming WH40K Space Marine FPS, Dark Millennium MMO, and Retribution expansion to the Dawn of War II RTS. It was the universe that inspired Starcraft, and fans have been waiting for non-RTS games worthy of the Warhammer 40,000 name.

To promote Space Marine, THQ is offering WH40K-themed ringtones. Submit your spam-bait email address (you have one just for things like this, right?) to honorguard.spacemarine.com, tell it your network/phone model (if you have a smartphone, just select generic SMS to get a text with a URL pointing you to a downloadable MP3), and get your ridiculously nerdy ringtones. Most free ringtone promotions are ridiculously skeevy, requiring you to text in a request to some number and automatically subscribing to some service you don’t want. Don’t worry; there’s no texting to mystery numbers, and besides email spam about Space Marine, you won’t get bugged about stuff.

You can have an Ork legion screaming their battle cry “WAAAGH!,” or a Space Marine contingent screaming “For the Emperor!” Sadly, there isn’t a ringtone of Chaos Space Marines screaming “Blood for the blood god!” Yet.