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26Aug/102

The Official Unofficial PAX orgy is now accepting only couples and ladies

It seems like single males are at the bottom of the food chain when it comes to even nerd orgies. Joystiq discovered via Craigslist that there is an orgy that will be going down on the Friday night and perhaps followed up the next night.

Here's a screenshot of said ad before it perhaps gets taken down. It is catering towards "like minded adults" that would love to get in on an adult party. The party is apparently very high profile with a large guest list that is quickly being trimmed down due to overwhelming responses by only single males. Besides the large number of responses from single males, perhaps the host cannot provide enough BAWLS energy drinks for the nerd and nerdettes as parties tend to be very expensive.

  • Caffeine Rage

    First Arrival: Cool! Let’s get orgie’d!
    Host: Umm, yeah, let’s wait to the chicks arrive.

    *sometime later*

    *Knock Knock*

    Host: This better be a chick!
    Ninth Arrival: Hey, I’m here for some hot coffee
    Host: Screw it, c’mon in. You can take over from the person with the least amount of kills on the losers side. We’re playing team death match on Halo.
    Ninth Arrival: Excellent!

  • Megido

    I imagine that it will go down exactly how Caffeine Rage said.

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